Damn Kim...Clean it up!

I was at a casting agency just getting ready to attain Oscar's for best supporting extra role. As I was leaving the building I saw a attractive girl step out of a black/black Range Rover. I didnt think to much of it she was on her phone head down so I waited for her with the door open like I would for anybody in 2011. As she walked by she looked up and said "thank you". I was like wait...Was that just Kimmy K? I saw you and Ray J's movie. Talk about Oscar's. I wasn't 100% positive but my cat like reflexes told me to look back as I noticed she was wearing stretchy pants.....It was immediately confirmed. This thing must have looked like two racoons stuffed into a garbage bag trying to fight their way out as she walked by. She had on no make up and was just a tough sight for someone to see when your used to seeing them look amazing. But wow! This thing had it's own zip code and I don't mean that in a pervy creepy way because I puked a bit in my mouth. No I felt a gravitational pull as she walked by. Short story short i saw Kim Kardashian today and was not impressed. Clean it up Kim.