Complacency is the devil's foot soldier and has kept me in check for 30 years. Not happening. I see this blog as cathartic and a way to stay sharp so if I sound redundant and you don't like it get out of my face because I don't have time for people lacking barbed wire laced DNA. It's true I climb mountains with my eye lids and devour live tigers. I know what you thinking I'm copying Charlie Sheen. No. I've been saying this drivel for years. Charlie's been lurking on the drivel. At this point I am rambling pure drivel but back to the topic. Complacent is a word that is eliminated from my vocabulary. It's gone.
"The Hella Tightness" is no longer just a name for fun. This will become a household name. Your kids lunch pales will be doused in Hella Tightness. If he doesn't have a "Hella Tight" lunch pale he will get jumped for his milk money. We will have no less than a fleet of Hella-coptors. We will not settle for less than 5 star accomodations. It's going to be "Hella Tight".
Analysts are projecting a big year for the HT. Stay tuned for our launch and subsequent media blitz, after which we're expecting an invitation to chair President Obama's Entrepreneurial Progress and Innovation Committee (EPIC).
ReplyDeleteSorry to be tardy, but you went into my spam box. Ooh, burned. And Z, if you don't care don't say so. Sorry, just feeling a bit left out of tightness. Guess it's time for the Mack Attack.
ReplyDeleteTo each his own tightness. Your day will come.
ReplyDeleteTightness isn't just an ideal. It's a lifestyle.
ReplyDeleteThis hella tightness barrage is hella funny, just throwing slogans around like a cult. And damn Z, which of us is the philosopher? You sound like arisconfuciatese over here.
ReplyDeleteMac- lets start our own clique called the hella sorriness and make these fools jealous.
ReplyDeleteI know your going with that Pete and It's probably the most reasonable idea you have ever had.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't think im as full of myself as humanly possible your just waaaaaay off.
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Hecka sorry Pete. We don't want to be copying or anything, so Hecka slightest? maybe. I'm down though. Get at me and we'll have a secret meeting but tell everyone we had the secret meeting, just not what it was about.
ReplyDeleteIt's always the guys that fake ambulance jobs and live on their boys granmother's couches that try to hate on tightness. Sorry "the tightness" is not taking applications. I encourge you both to go build your satical back yard fort of hatred towards tightness so you can sit and drivel jokes to youselves about what it means to be tight. Sorry we don't need non tight members latching on to our busiess ventures and have nodesire to share the product with you and hear your pitch as to what you can bring to the table without even knowing what industry it is we are referencing. Get Hella Tight then come reapply. Save your fort club sarcasm for the next blog meats.
ReplyDeleteCounting down the days for the hellacopter. It's such a hike to get to you guys.
ReplyDelete(HANDS IN)1..2..3..HELLA TIGHTNESS
P.S Those pictures were the best part of that night.
E-the invisible G6 is on it's way to get you.
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