Saturday, February 19, 2011

Red Flags...




We experience red flags every day. They occur right before our eyes and sometimes we barely notice they are there. Red flags can reare their ugly head in numerous situations i.e. social, business, and well that's all I can think of. Mainly social situations between potential mates. I am compiling a list and I encourage all to add their red flags to the list as well as I think this is going to be an ongoing chain of blogs I do. The title will be red flags and when you see it you will know that there are new warning signs in the public to watch out for.

1. Head shots only in all your facebook photos
2. Anger/rudeness toward wait staff and help
3. Never reaching for the tab
4. Multiple self pics in the mirror (guilty)
5. Living with your parents past 18 (guilty)
6. Smoking weed or frequently doing other drugs post high school on a daily basis
7. Naming your pets multiple names and applying your own last name at the end
8. Badgering
9. Multiple piercings. (nose bones are out)
10. Does not drink and not due to being a former alcoholic
11. Not cussing (don't trust you. your hiding something. Where did you hide the body?)
12. Wearing affliction gear
13. If your name is Neal
14. If you can whistle with fingers
15. Dudes with predominantly female friends
16. Driving a moving van on a date (guilty)
17. Doing jumping jacks in your living room for excercise (guilty)
18. Sneezing in 2011 (guilty. sneezing is very 90's)
19. Same personality as mother or father in a bad way
20. Acting like you know...When ya dont...
21. Children
22. Having been to Jersey Shore or have a blow out haircut
23. Fridge is stocked with mountain dew
24. scarves in warm weather
25. Not laughing at my jokes
26. smurf hats
27. Males in sketchers
28.Close talkers
29. Turtle necks
30. "Study partners"

5 comments:

  1. this world is way too risky. cant even leave my house anymore.

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  2. I see you. Don't act like you know when you don't is for sure a red flag. As are all the others. Moving vans on dates is awesome, especially since you did it. Doh.

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  3. Thats it Dubb? Just gonna comment on the one thing you came up with. Nothing narcisistic about that.

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  4. Uhh, the whole thing was brilliant, but I'm not gonna blog in the comments section. And I don't see you burning up the wires on the portrait. Just figured you would appreciate me noticing the shoutout. Dont get all crazy like this mayne. I can't be handling the craziness for every day.

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  5. I just shot you some comments the other da and posted porn star on my facebook and hella people commented then I sent you an email showing the feedback. Can it.

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